Sweet Baby Ann Coulter Breaks Her Silence
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Ann Coulter Breaks Her Silence

In what she described as her "first interview" for the paperback edition of her blockbuster bestseller, "How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)," conservative icon and author Ann Coulter says she is breaking a long silence to take on the liberal establishment, which is trying to fool people once again in the wake of Katrina and other controversies.

We asked Ann about the timing of the new edition of her book. [Editor's Note: Get your copy of Ann's new book at a price cheaper than Amazon PLUS get our FREE report "Coulter's Fight" -- Click Here Now.]

She explained that because "liberals are still speaking out on public issues" and spreading falsehoods, she had no alternative but to fire back.

With liberals alive and dangerous in America, Ann Coulter, like the action doll that was made in her image a few years ago, is fighting back.

This time she is taking no prisoners. At least liberal ones. Ann, in her vintage and humorous style, says her new edition contains "tons of new recipes" and "doctored photos from my private collection."

Coulter added some flavor, such as the recent John Roberts Senate confirmation hearings. She says her book will include racy "cosmopolitan-type quizzes, like ‘How to drive your man wild during Senate confirmation hearings.'"

Turning to the President's nomination of Judge John Roberts as Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, Coulter explained why she had initial reservations about his pick. "I was against Roberts because he's a tabula rasa; but now that Biden, Clinton, Schumer and Kennedrunk are voting against him, I guess he might be okay," she said.

"Plus, when he said ‘I won't make rulings based on foreign court rulings' – well, he had me."

Some Lessons

We asked Ann how to talk to liberals about Hurricane Katrina, the latest controversy du jour.

"Explain to them that evacuating a city is the job of the mayor and the governor, not the federal government," Ann said.

"Explain that the President is very powerful but he still can't whip a Category 5 hurricane."

But wasn't racism really behind the New Orleans tragedy?

Coulter quickly countered. "One in four Katrina victims were white people; so if this was a racist conspiracy, it wasn't a very good one."

Oh, thank God for Ann Coulter! If NBC is looking to replace Katie Couric for the "Today" show, we can tell NBC Chairman Bob Wright that Ann is the girl!

As for the recent spate of claims from Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his fellow "envirocrats" who say that global warming is the real cause of Hurricane Katrina, Ann had a rather funny reply.

"Try to get them sedated and restrained quickly, then wait for the paramedics to arrive. If it's Kennedy, take the needle out of his arm first," she said.

Can liberals find value in her books too? Ann Coulter believes so.

"That money you were thinking about donating to become an ‘Air America Associate' – ‘Air America Ass' for short - why not do something useful with it? Buy my book for friends and loved ones."

She even says her new book flatters liberal icon Bill Clinton.

"When you're reading the new chapter on Bill Clinton it becomes a pop-up book," Ann said.

As for her next major book due out next year, we asked Coulter to let us in on the secret and tell us what it's all about.

"Entre nous, what's the new book about? When will it be finished and available?" we asked innocently.

Her answer: "I was going to tell you, but then you started with that entre nous business. You know how I hate anything French."

Editor's Note: Get your copy of Ann's new book at a price cheaper than Amazon PLUS get our FREE report "Coulter's Fight" - Click Here Now.

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